Farina di altri sacchi: 9 cose che odio nel mio prossimo!

Visto che i miei lettori sono tutti poliglotti,non sprecherò le mie energie in una traduzione. Già ho troppo da fare con la tesi...però mi andava di dividere queste piccole perle con voi e magari strapparvi un sorriso! (faccino angelico mode on) Perché io vi voglio bene... (f.a. mode off)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

(Con una frase del genere, smonterete qualsiasi tipo decida di provarci con voi, giovani pulzelle d'Orleans. E' la mia preferita!!)

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

(Questo a casa mia non succede...preferiamo rimanere davanti al televisore senza cambiare canale piuttosto che alzarci! Siamo gente seria, noi!)

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

(Anche questa funziona egregiamente per smarcarsi da abbordatori indesiderati.)

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

(Mi duole ammetterlo...ma ho a volte io stessa questo modo di avviare un discorso...mi batto il petto e mi strappo le vesti in segno di pentimento!)

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

(Non fa una grinza, eh.)

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???